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Think of the Children Free Download Phplemon Little Bobby’s dead, the BBQ is on fire, Jen’s eating poisonous berries and the birthday cake still needs icing. It’s just another wonderful day out with the kids in Think of the Children, a frantic parenting simulator for up to four players. Hauled before the court for bad parenting and endangering the lives of your children, the Prosecutors present a series of events as evidence that will either condemn or exonerate you: a birthday party at the park, a day at the zoo, a camping trip, an unexpected visit to the Australian Outback and more. Each of these locations proves to be far more dangerous than they sound, and even the tamest of environments are filled with deadly hazards. Run solo, or team up with other parents to play through each trip in flashback to prove your parenting skills-and your innocence-to the judge, and avoid going to jail. Phplemon.com SEXY GAMES

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Multi-tasking mayhem There’s never a dull moment when you’ve got the BBQ to tend, picnic tables to set, some of the kids are playing with a rabid dog, and two of them just ran out onto the road. Parenting is hard To get a good parenting grade and avoid jail time you’ll need to get all your tasks done, keep the kids happy, and–ideally–alive! Nowhere is safe The local park, the beach, the supermarket, the zoo. Great places for a day out with the kids. That is, aside from the poisonous berries, ravenous seagulls, towering grocery shelves and electrified pens. All kinds of families welcome Single parent? Two mums? A mum, two dads and a horse in a long distance relationship? It’s all good. Parent solo or co-operatively with up to four players.

Think of the Children consists of several stages, each with its own set of objectives.

Set up a barbecue in the park. Do some shopping at the store. Set up umbrellas and buy ice cream at the beach. Each of these tasks is accomplished by walking over to key spots on the map and pressing a button repeatedly. The catch? While you’re tending to the BBQ, your kids are wandering off onto the road and getting run over. They’re climbing the shelves and getting crushed when they fall. They’re getting eaten alive by seagulls. To save these unusually dumb kids from their inevitable fates, you run around and pick them up whenever they come into harm’s way. You then place them down or, because it’s more fun, fling them toward safety. You can also call them over if they’re nearby for some crowd control, but as this has an unfairly long cooldown, it’s actually not very useful at all. Resorting to the other methods is just more efficient. Children of Morta

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Each child is given a random name, and it’s darkly funny to see the names get crossed out one by one as you inevitably fail to save little Kristy from burying herself alive in the sandpit or baby Mort from swinging so high he flies off to his demise. The levels end when the timer runs out or when all the kids die. At the end of each level, you’re given a letter grade for completing objectives, with a score multiplier for every child that’s still alive. You can play in two main modes in Think of the Children: Party Mode and Story Mode. The former lets you play any stage while shooting for the high score, while the latter tells the story of poor parents who have racked up over 400 counts of negligence on countless kids, dead and alive, and are now in court pleading their cases before a judge and CPS (protip: that’s definitely not how it works IRL.

The core gameplay is frantically completing tasks on each level while the children spread out over the screen and get in trouble.

You control a parent onscreen and must move between all the objectives and the children. You can grab the kids, call them to you, and throw them, but they never stay out of trouble for long. For example, on the first level you have start some to grills, keep them going, and setup a pinata. As soon as the level starts the children spread out towards the various traps. One child might go play in the road while another goes for a swim in the pool even though she can’t swim. You have to juggle between trying to move to the objectives, in this case the grills and pinata, and runnign between the children. You can’t just start the grill and be done with it, you have to make frequent trips to it to prevent flare ups. All the while a timer is ticking down to complete the tasks. Vanaris Tactics

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The level ends when you complete all the objectives or run out of time. You can only continue to the other level if you get a good enough grade. The grade is based on how many objectives you completed, how quickly, and how many children remain. The game supports single player but it feels balanced towards multiplayer. The sheer number of children needing attention at once raises the difficulty so high, that it seems nearly impossible in later levels for just one person to complete it. The party mode for single player or multiplayer is slighty easier than the single player compaign. The controls are are tight, and well thought out with button mappings that make sense. I never once felt like I lost due to poor controls. You can unlock different parent avatars as you progress. The styles are are silly and match the aesthetics of the game well.

The goal is simple: Watch your six kids whilst trying to complete various tasks like shopping or socialising at a party.

Unfortunately each of the little buggers will happily march towards and play with anything that is liable to result in fatal consequences. The less players playing, the more accountable each player is. So if you’re going solo, you’re in charge of all six kids and the frustration that will come with it. It is doable, but requires parents to be switched on and proactive….and a bit lucky. The game can be a bit buggy at times, but usually they’re the good kind of bugs that make you laugh. Ultimately, Think of the Children is a fun and hectic little game that quickly turns to frustration. The kind of frustration that leaves you yelling at the screen, but prepared to give it another go Although it’s absolutely unnecessary to even have a story in this ridiculous game, the writing is funny and very tongue-in-cheek, which is a big plus. Detention

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Brilliant concept. I have to give it to this game, the concept is brilliant. Really goes to show just how hard parenting can be, but in the most ridiculous manner possible. I was constantly having to stop the kids from drinking bleach, drowning, being abducted by aliens, while also checking off everything on my grocery list. You know, everyday parenting things. Fun story. Honestly did not expect this kind of game to have a story at all, but Think of the Children actually has a fun, goofy little story to it. The story links together the different levels in a very cartoony manner, befitting of the game’s art style. The humor element in the story really carried it and actually made it entertaining. The story element may have been completely unnecessary considering the type of game this is, but was definitely a nice addition regardless.

Add-ons (DLC): 

Official Soundtrack Steam Sub 599296 Steam Sub 145969
Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS: Windows XP
Processor: 3.0 GHz
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: GeForce 8800 or Radeon® HD4800 series, 512 MB of memory
Network: Broadband Internet connection
Storage: 1500 MB available space
Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS: Windows 10
Processor: Quad Core Intel or AMD
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: NVidia GTX 460 or Radeon® HD 5770, 1 GB of memory
DirectX: Version 11
Storage: 1500 MB available space

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